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A new ad campaign for
illiterates with lung cancer.
A mute describes the
type of woman I might
have a chance with.
Musical chairs sure
seemed easier when
we were young and
not full of Budweiser.
In my case PMS
stands for "Permanent
Menstrual Syndrome."
So that's why the
sign says "No diving
in the shallow end."
His wife says
he's constantly
glued to his TV?
I promise; the ensemble works
much better with the matching purse and shoes.
(Former heavyweight champ Smokin'
Joe Frazier, who might have a tough time
getting anyone to believe he wasn't
affected by Muhammad Ali's punches!