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- In 1995 I decided to sell Space Coast
Review magazine in order to go back to school. (I heard there
was a new thing called "grammar.")
- I am currently at the University of Florida
studying journalism, photojournalism and new media. (It sure beats
working for a living!)
- I'm married (second time) & the father
(third time) of another heir to my lunacy.
- I spent my first 22 years on this orb in
Whitman, Massachusetts (and was politely asked to leave).
- I spent the next 11 years in Lancaster,
Pennsylvania (and was run out of town by an Amish terrorist group).
- I have lived in Florida since 1991.(Those
of you from Antarctica: Eat your hearts out!)
- I have a son and daughter, Jeremy and
Nicole Danforth, who still live in Whitman, Mass. (I am trying to
have their minds reprogrammed after going through that school
system!)
Serious resume now online
My apologies in advance ...
After more than two
years, and an onslaught of requests from numerous heads of state, I have
finally relented and added a serious resume to this site. There is
nothing I despise more than shameless self-promotion (unless it is
disguised as a "humor site" or "photo gallery").
But, with graduation imminent (within the next decade), I must resort to
such gimmicks.
The resume covers from 1995 (when I returned to
school) to the present. Since the resume is being posted solely for
reasons related to my college career, it is only covering said career.
Should I ever again find myself in the position of seeking employment, I
will, after seeking the counsel of the best neuropsychiatry specialist
west of Neptune, place my entire resume online.
Meanwhile, here is the best insomnia cure
outside of an Al Gore speech. Go to Resume |
